Sunday, October 19, 2008

Funny.. This is true actualy

New school semester:
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At the first week:
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At the second week:
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Before the mid-term test:
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During the mid-term test:
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After the mid-term test:
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Before the final exam:
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Once know the final exam schedule:
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7 days before final exam:
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6 days before final exam:
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5 days before final exam:
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4 days before final exam:
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3 days before final exam:
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2 days before final exam:
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1 day before final exam:
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A night before final exam:
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1 hour before final exam:
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During the final exam:
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Once walk out from the exam hall:
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After the final exam, during the holiday:
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Friday, October 10, 2008

Kids Are Quick


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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

So true about gals

> this is really sweet........

> > When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

> > When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

> > When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.

> > When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at allfine.


> >When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

> > When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

> > When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

> > When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

> > When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

> > Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person

....

> > Find a Guy . who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him.

> > who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...

> >> > kisses your forehead.

> > Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who

> > holds your hand in front of his friends.





> > Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.



> > Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

The Story of Ah Singh

1) A Singh who is a sailor?
>Karpal Singh

2)A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>Yam Singh

3)A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4)A Singh who likes to slap people?
>Tau Ba Singh

5)A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

6)A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7)A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8)A Singh who likes herb?
>Gin Singh

9)A Singh who kills people?
>AsssasSingh

10)A Singh with one ball?
>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11)A SIngh with two balls?
>BalanSingh (as in balance)

12)A Singh with tree balls?
>AmaSingh!!!!! (amazing)

13)A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
>KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14)A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
>YeohHupSingh

15)A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
>No lah, not Titanic SIngh. He's KaramSingh

16)A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
>Relax Singh

17)A Singh who is a lousySingh?
>OwtarSingh

18)A Singh who likes roundabout?
>PuSingh

19)A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
>Sou Pah Singh

20)A Singh who is a tree-star general?
>Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)

21)If the Singh were to succeed in forming their own country what will they call their currency?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh

22)Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>TiewNiaSingh

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