Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Boy's thoughts...........lol this is funny *It's quite true though*

> > 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
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> > 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
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> > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
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> > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
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> > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
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> > 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
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> > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
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> > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
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> > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month
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> > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
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> > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
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> > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
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> > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
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> > 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
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> > 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any
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> > 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go
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> > 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
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> > 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
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> > 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
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> > 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
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> > 20. Never kick us in the nuts 'just to see what we would say'. That's just mean.
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> > 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
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> > 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
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> > 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
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> > 24. PMS is not an excuse.
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> > 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're
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> > 26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
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> > 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and
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> > 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us
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> > 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and > > still want to be friends.
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> > 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are
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