Funny.. This is true actualy

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

So true about gals

> this is really sweet........

> > When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

> > When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

> > When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.

> > When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at allfine.


> >When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

> > When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

> > When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

> > When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

> > When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

> > Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person

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> > Find a Guy . who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him.

> > who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...

> >> > kisses your forehead.

> > Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who

> > holds your hand in front of his friends.




> > Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.



> > Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

The Story of Ah Singh

1) A Singh who is a sailor?
>Karpal Singh

2)A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>Yam Singh

3)A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4)A Singh who likes to slap people?
>Tau Ba Singh

5)A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

6)A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7)A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8)A Singh who likes herb?
>Gin Singh

9)A Singh who kills people?
>AsssasSingh

10)A Singh with one ball?
>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11)A SIngh with two balls?
>BalanSingh (as in balance)

12)A Singh with tree balls?
>AmaSingh!!!!! (amazing)

13)A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
>KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14)A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
>YeohHupSingh

15)A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
>No lah, not Titanic SIngh. He's KaramSingh

16)A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
>Relax Singh

17)A Singh who is a lousySingh?
>OwtarSingh

18)A Singh who likes roundabout?
>PuSingh

19)A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
>Sou Pah Singh

20)A Singh who is a tree-star general?
>Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)

21)If the Singh were to succeed in forming their own country what will they call their currency?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh

22)Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>TiewNiaSingh

created by W.L. CHIANG

How do a kiss really work!

The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4. Kiss on the lips
I love you

5. Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8. Playing with your hair
I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!



Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.Only felt.

Boy's thoughts...........lol this is funny *It's quite true though*

> > 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
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Hope can be use by all of you =)

Going east and west,
Looking for something,
Something precious and important to me,
And found it beside me...
You are the one I'm looking for

Miss you is use by friends
Love you is use by couples
Miss and love you is use by family
Love you till i dis is use by me to say to you

You,you are the one,
The one for me,
Always there for me,
To be with you,
For the rest of my life

Forever love : is a lie
Love you eternity : is something that won't happen
Next life still loving you : it is impossible
Love you with my life : is something that i say to you

One: you are the one
Two: always together
Three: big family tree
Four: forever loving you

L: when i start Liking you
O Obviously that's what I'll say to you
V: Very very much to you
E: Every single days of my life

I'm happy because be with you
I'm heartbreak because losing you
I sacrifice myself because i love you
I'm still living because of you
Everything that happen to me
Is because of you in my life

When you happy, I'm happy
When you sad, I'm sad
When you live, I will be by you side
When you die, I will die together with you
All this happen is because, I LOVE YOU

God created air to let us breath
God created water to let us drink
God created you to worship Him
God created me to let me be with you

Flowers are blooming,
Tree are growing,
The seed of love that I planted in my heart,
Is growing wildly because of you

Food is for eating
Water is for drinking
The love in my heart
Is only for you to feel

Sand on the earth,
Water in the sea,
Air in the sky,
My love in your heart

There is sound in the day,
There is sound in the night,
There is sound from my heart,
That keep on shouting 'I LOVE YOU'

I see you eyes that are pretty,
I see you face that are shining,
I see you heart that are precious
And i see you,
The one i love the most

Things will gone
Memories will lost
But my love to you,
Is something that won't be missing

Square has four ends,
Triangle has three ends,
Line has two ends,
But my love to you is a circle,
Which has no ends

Walking this road without you,
To remake forgotten promise,
And meet you at road's end

Fading memories,
Reconstructed memories,
And a dream:-
A dream of you,
In a world without you

Feelings!!

Sorry for what I've done to you
Can you forgive me?
To you it's over but for me it's not over
I still love you
But you?
All our memories
Happiness and loneliness
Tears and smiles, Cry laugh
Please come back
I miss you a lot
As I've said
It's not over
For me "past is past"
If you're disappointed
SORRY
I've cried for you
I've laughed for you
I've changed just for you
Now I'm alone
Just, because of you
Now I'm alone without you
If i die today what will you do?
Come after?
Or just pretend not affected
I love you
After you love me
I wish I'm a grass
SO
I can cut myself
You're important to me
I don't know if I'll be okay
You traded everything
Just for me
I NEVER realized that
I love you
I hate you
My only wish for now is to be with you
This summer had been my Worst nightmare
With this life of mine
Everything had change
You removed my worries
Now I've throwed my dreams
Since I've done this
I'm lonely for a year
My sunshine become my night
My happiness becomes a crap
Plenty lies
Your not here
I'm alone waiting
For you to come back
I know you can tell i love you
I know you can feel it too
But please don't leave me here
Because you know I LOVE YOU